HOUSE RULES

RESPECT OUR NEIGHBORS & OUR NEIGHBORHOOD

We love Tribeca and the people who live here. Chances are, if our neighbors are not enjoying themselves here at Ward III, they are sleeping somewhere above you. Please keep your voices down and don’t litter our neighborhood.

DON’T BE CREEPY

Gentlemen, if a lady does not appreciate your conversation and is not comfortable telling you herself, we will do it for her. Please respect our say in this matter.

PLEASE MIND YOUR MANNERS

Let’s all be nice and get along.

YOU ARE NOT JUST BUYING DRINKS; YOU ARE LEASING REAL-ESTATE

If you are only drinking water, please do not take a bar stool. If you are done drinking or eating, and if other guests would like the same experience you have enjoyed, we will respectfully offer you your tab.

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ENGAGE YOUR NEIGHBOR

We have seen countless business deals, dates, weddings, friendships, and engaging conversations at our bars. Our job is to facilitate this, which we will do as much as business allows. Feel free to participate. (Caveat: See Rule #2)

IF YOU ARE PAYING BY CREDIT CARD

Please, if you plan to stay for more than one round, start a tab with us. Processing cards takes valuable time that is better spent making cocktails for your fellow patrons.

WHEN YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR LIMIT

Do the honorable thing and cut yourself off, which saves all of us the embarrassment of having to do it for you. Sleep confidently knowing that we look forward to serving you another day. You will thank us in the morning.

“THIS ONE IS ON ME!”

On occasion, we may feel compelled to offer you a drink on the house. This is a gift from us to you. Like any gift, we reserve this for special occasions. Also, like any gift, your odds of receiving it rise exponentially if you don’t ask for it.

FELLOW TRAVELERS

If you are in the service industry, please introduce yourself.

PATIENCE, PLEASE

When we are busy, please remember that everyone else would like to be served just as badly as you do. Rest assured that we know who has been waiting and for how long. Everyone will get their turn.